WOMEN ARE HYPOCRITES!
there, I said it. oh yes, girlfriend, I went there. let me give you an example. TITS. okay, that's two examples. the point is, think about how much money women spend on them. I mean, Victoria wouldn't have a fucking Secret if women didn't spend a fortune on something that hardly ever gets seen, yet is designed solely for the purpose of making breasts look better. ever think about the prices of bras? astronomical! men wouldn't be caught dead paying $30-150 for something they'd just as soon rip off a woman.
now don't get me wrong, I love breasteses. I love everything about them. but considering how much women spend to make them look good, why do they then get upset when they catch men looking at them? I mean, if you didn't want us to look, you'd be wearing one of those Muslim dresses, right? I figure, I spend that much money on something, I'm showing everybody!!!!!
so, in order to rectify this huge injustice, I think it's time to establish TITS 4 TROOPS TUESDAY, or T4TT. just think, right now some poor Soldier or Marine has 15 minutes internet access time, and while waiting for the computer to send that long email to his sweetheart, he's surfing the net, looking for some eye-candy. I mean, we have Toys for Tots, right? don't you think our troops helping to protect America's freedom couldn't use something to lift their spirits?
if you agree and want to support our troops, send me a pic, clothed, topless, side shot, cleavage, in a bikini, holding them, whatever. every Tuesday I will post an anon pic in hopes of lifting the morale of our fighting men. I figure I post enough pics of dicks to lift the spirits of our fighting women, should they care to peruse my blog. so I've done my part. now it's up to the sexy ladies to do theirs.
Uncle Sam wants you….. to show your breasteses!!!! :)
EDIT: the incomparable Andi has contributed to the cause with this sexy shot. i know full well that our troops will definitely appreciate her generous offering. sometimes we need to be reminded that we're fighting for more than just apple pie and baseball. ;) Andi, thank you hon, you and the pic are totally hot. :) for all my brothers in arms, i salute you. ;)
now don't get me wrong, I love breasteses. I love everything about them. but considering how much women spend to make them look good, why do they then get upset when they catch men looking at them? I mean, if you didn't want us to look, you'd be wearing one of those Muslim dresses, right? I figure, I spend that much money on something, I'm showing everybody!!!!!
so, in order to rectify this huge injustice, I think it's time to establish TITS 4 TROOPS TUESDAY, or T4TT. just think, right now some poor Soldier or Marine has 15 minutes internet access time, and while waiting for the computer to send that long email to his sweetheart, he's surfing the net, looking for some eye-candy. I mean, we have Toys for Tots, right? don't you think our troops helping to protect America's freedom couldn't use something to lift their spirits?
if you agree and want to support our troops, send me a pic, clothed, topless, side shot, cleavage, in a bikini, holding them, whatever. every Tuesday I will post an anon pic in hopes of lifting the morale of our fighting men. I figure I post enough pics of dicks to lift the spirits of our fighting women, should they care to peruse my blog. so I've done my part. now it's up to the sexy ladies to do theirs.
Uncle Sam wants you….. to show your breasteses!!!! :)
EDIT: the incomparable Andi has contributed to the cause with this sexy shot. i know full well that our troops will definitely appreciate her generous offering. sometimes we need to be reminded that we're fighting for more than just apple pie and baseball. ;) Andi, thank you hon, you and the pic are totally hot. :) for all my brothers in arms, i salute you. ;)
posted by JD at 10:40 AM
45 Comments:
LOL ....... Great one ... who know's I may share my breasteses with you one day!! *wink*
mmmmmmmm, i've seen the pics. very much yummyness there to share. ;)
Ha!!! I'm going to have to have my friend read this post - he just started an charity for Reservists - guess he overlooked this option!!!
From what I hear I'll be able to put Anna Nicole to shame after this baby is born! Whoohoo - porno boobs!!! That should make for one happy hubby!
that's what i'm talking about Lucky. i love when the titty fairy comes to visit. ;) thanks for the cute post. yeah, tell your friend all about it. i did the desert storm thing and would've killed for T4T tuesdays!!! that's what i'm here for, to think of stupid stuff like this, hehe. ;)
Oh boy, JD's on a mission!
Good luck with this one, cute shit!
Oh you're one smooth talker, JD...;)
And, if I ever GET the money to buy me some new breasteses, you can bet your sweet little ass I won't bitch if men stare at them. As a matter of fact, I'll be buying little bitty shirts and tight sweaters just to make sure they get noticed and I get my moneys worth too! ;)
thanks GE, i need all the help i can get. after all, it's for the troops. ;) kisses.
Stacy, i've seen yours, at least clothed, and they're adorable. ;) don't waste money on bigger ones, just show off what you got hon. i'm serious.
and what are you going to do with all these pictures the hot women of blogland are sending you????
If any Army boys are going to seriously get a morale boost by looking at boobs, they can contact me directly! ;)
Here here! Well done! It's about time somebody said something. I am right behind you all the way. (But not literally...) If there is anyone out there who wants to send me ANY pi9ctures of body parts, please feel free to do so. I will not leave my room for a week. James.
Here here! Well done! It's about time somebody said something. I am right behind you all the way. (But not literally...) If there is anyone out there who wants to send me ANY pictures of body parts, please feel free to do so. I will not leave my room for a week. James.
I have my fingers crossed for you so you can get your emailed filled with breasteses
Hey JD ... from the troops point of view, what do you think? Do they want to see the cute little bra from Victorias Secret? Or do they want the full view?
Hey JD, I`m sending some blondes to see you, give em my love.
Now you can become the "titmaster" of blog world with this idea.
Damm, I shoulda thunk of that.
DNA, i love the way you think. okay, i'm asking.... ;) i'm going to post a boobie pic every Tuesday for them. think of it like HNT but for the troops. ;)
James, lol, thanks for the comment and not standing too close... ;) i'll share any pics anyone sends with ya. it's all for the cause bro. :)
Erika, it's no wonder i adore you so much, with all the support you give me. :)
Bellarosa, hon, either one hon. maybe give em the covered version first, then the full glory. ;) thanks hon. i'm sure we'll all be "saluting" either pic. ;)
jd, thanks bro. i like blondes, brunettes, redheads. i like em all. ;)
Geesh, if mine were that perky I'd be happy to send pictures too.
Angie, let me be the judge. ;) send us one in a wonder bra or something less revealing. ;) we like them all. :)
I am always here to support you...your ass or other parts of your body too. *wink*
lol Erika, thanks again hon. ;)
Not a problem AT ALL!
I may send in The Cherries one day if they remain anon.....
I posted BTW. No need to miss me any longer! hahaha!
Erika :)
Cherry, yes, of course. mum's the word. no breasteses shall be identified except by their own choosing. ;) going to look now. thanks bella mia.
Good Luck with this mission.
Cool idea, JD. Heaven knows there's a shortage of tits on the internet for the troops to look at.
:P
Works for me!
LOL funny you mention victoria's secret I was just skimming through the catalog telling D how much i needed this $50 bra hehe (and this $70 bikini :)
Love the cause dear I'll have to see if I can dig up a good pic for ya. I was always wondering who all the middle east readers were that show up in my site meter thought it might be some of the boys from home hehe
~B
Oh yeah I forgot to mention Yes I am a hypocrite If I'm going to squeeze these things into the most uncomfortable bra so they look there perkiest and walk around all day in it then you damn well better stare ;)
~B
Leigh, thanks so much. everyone has to have a higher calling, breasteses for the troops is mine. ;)
Jenny, xactly!!! we can never do too much for our soldiers and marines. :)
Rachel, thanks for the support hon.
B, thanks for proving my point. ;) and yes, i'll be looking for sure. :) can't wait to see any pic you send. :)
you pig...you just want us to send you pics of our tits.... ;)
Well, if is for the troops!
Oh, and I agree bras are too expensive...I say we go braless from now on!
Hugs~
andi
Ps~sending you my pic for the troop!
Cat, you say that like it's a bad thing. ;)
Andi, you rock babe. desperately awaiting braless pics of you!!! for the troops, of course. :)
Andi, just got the pic. omg sexy!!!!! thank you. the troop is very impressed... and saluting!!!
Once again, I am taking notes. You call women "hypocrites" in the subject line, and then ask them to send you pictures of their tits? And you actually get some?
Goodness. I gotta try that. (scribbling in my note pad) You said it was for the troops huh? And that worked? Wow. I definitely gotta try that.
Now, there's is the JD I know and love!!! Working every angle. Well, god knows I am a patriotic girl but I had a son who was a member of the armed services, it somehow seems wrong that I would send you a picture he and his friends might be looking at. YIKES.
Maybe those bras you were talking about are actually the ones that will be giving SUPPORT to our troops :)
Oh god, you have the greatest ideas.........I'm sure the armed forces thank you
FYI......I'm love Victoria and all her secrets
Hi its Wenesday
oh well okay then! haha no way jose. i dont have boobs anyway...nobody is missing out!
Sicilia, many of the women actually agreed with me. ;) see, it'a all about pointing out the obvious sometimes. ;)
TME, hon, it would remain anonymous, and think of how many troops will appreciate it!!! ;)
Kristen, it's just the way my mind works, it's a curse really. ;)
Erika, i can always depend on you to remind me... kisses hon.
VX, hon, it's not about quantity, it's about quality. judging by your profile pic, the troops would love anything you'd have to share. ;)
I love VS.. please! Bra's that can lift, separate, etc... awesome! I just bought another IPEX... so heavenly.
Anyway.. your mission. When I get back in town, I'll see what I can come up with. Got to support our troops, eh? -wink-
RobynB, from what i've seen of you, hon, the troops will be forever thankful. ;) and so will i. :)
sheesh, i keep coming back to my own blog just to look at that pic of Andi. yummmmmmmm.
Gotta wholeheartedly agree...you just spent a fortune on those babies...be glad we're lookin!
Enough already, JD.
Where are you???
We want a new post...;)
PM, thanks for the moral support bro. i think it's unanimous. ;)
Stacy, lol hon. okay, since you asked so nicely. ;)
IT'S THURSDAY!!!
just sayin
yeah yeah yeah. sheesh. i posted already. ;) thanks Erika... i guess i don't need a calendar anymore. :)
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