MILFs, DILFs, and flirting on WIOW

so we spent part of the weekend on the beach this past holiday, like millions of others in the USA. yep, we live on the edge. ;) it really struck me though how many really hot MILFs were out this weekend. is it just me, or is all this emphasis on looks having it's effect, especially on hot moms? I mean, the moms were out in force and looking sexy. in fact, I found myself flirting with several of them since I was keeping an eye on the munchkin in the surf, while they watched their offspring. not that I consider myself a DILF, since I don't want to fuck myself, lol, but we did have some fun.

in case there is someone out there, yes, one of the three who sometimes read this blog and don't know what a MILF or DILF is, I'll explain. not to insult anyone's intelligence, since it is a fairly obscure term born of the internet. MILF = mom I'd like to fuck. yeah, there are a couple of letters missing, work with me here. and DILF is the dad version.

so, is it just me, or is there way more sexual innuendo and flirting amongst married folks? is it a safe way to bring some excitement into otherwise happy marriages? I mean, Mrs. Dredd doesn't worry much about me straying, but it is really exciting to flirt, isn't it?

there's one thing I have noticed though, there are a lot of people in desperate need of a good fuck or two. I mean really!!! hell, I'm one of them. at least I admit it. I mean, with all the stress in our lives these past few weeks, and for those of you that know me beyond just this blog can attest, we got a lot of shit going on. so it's understandable why it's been about a week since our last episode……. ;)

but seriously, there are a lot of people, some who even read this blog and will probably admit it themselves, who really, really need a good fuck. and I don't mean from a battery-operated boyfriend (BOB), with a real live person…

so, back to the beach, there was this one MILF who kept giving me that look, partly smiling at my efforts to keep my munchkin from drowning, and partly the "let's go find a sand dune, you and me" look. it was hot. it made my whole friggin day, to be honest. not that there was any chance of actually sneaking off, but fuck, it was hot just knowing she might be interested. (some eyecandy for some of the bi and lesbian readers...)


women, yes you, pay attention… YOU have the power to make the world a better place. just fucking flirt with some unexpecting guy. I mean, really flirt, make him think it could actually, possibly happen. do it someplace safe, a coffee shop, Walmart, I don't care, just be safe. but trust me on this, that guy will spend the rest of the day on cloud nine.

and if you have a significant other, try this, some morning, roll over and give him a blowjob before he even knows what hit him. I mean, a real blowjob, a pornstar blowjob!!!! act like you actually enjoy it. act like you actually adore his dick. and sucking it means more than life itself to you. and no, you don't have to swallow if you don't want to. but don't act like he just spewed toxic waste on you when he does cum. fuck, it will come out in the wash. sheesh. let him cum on your tits, rub it in, whatever gets him off. trust me, he'll be more attentive and will do anything you want. as long as you do it without him having to ask or beg. by the way, the best blowjob i ever got was from someone who didn't swallow, so it's not as important as you think.

in the long run, ladies, he will treat you better, like the queen you deserve to be treated as. yes, it may take a few applications, but once you program him to think that he may just get another treat, he'll be so much more attentive. yes, it's fucking Pavlovian, but hey, you always tell us what animals we are. ;)

but the secret is to act like you actually enjoy it and just want to give him pleasure. after all, you're doing it for yourself in the long-term… ;) most marriages get stale because we stop acting like we actually enjoy each other. remember those dating sex sessions in the back of the car when you were 16 or 17, if you haven't given your mate a good groping like that in, say, the last 10 years, ask yourself, why the fuck not?

and as soon as next week is over, Mrs. Dredd is in for the sex of a lifetime. (yeah, I know, it's bullshit, it'll probably be over in 15 minutes, but that's how I'll see it).


so here's the WIOW pic. it was one of the first nude pics I ever took. it was just before one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had. I guess this is me whipping it out both literally and proverbially. and for anyone who thinks, ewww, if you can't admit to masturbating and can't enjoy an orgasm for what it is, we need to talk. ;)

so, if you take my bit of advice and it works, let me know. if it doesn't, let me know. and if you end up having to sneak off at some point today to "rub one out" as they say, definitely let me know, hehe. yes, I think it's really hot!!!